{"id":5,"date":"2010-08-24T07:20:45","date_gmt":"2010-08-24T07:20:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thenewsratedr.com\/?p=5"},"modified":"2010-08-25T07:03:37","modified_gmt":"2010-08-25T07:03:37","slug":"because-i-am-lazy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thenewsratedr.com\/?p=5","title":{"rendered":"Because I am lazy"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Now don’t go thinking that I have forgotten about you. I am posting a blog. But instead of a “blog” or a “note”, I have upgraded to ARTICLE! Eh, really I figured that I have a server, I can do a wordpress install in about 5 minutes and I can get a cool domain name in about 15 minutes, I figured what the hell. Plus, now my shit is centrally located. Now I don’t have to have blogs in tons of different “social networking” mediums. One stop shopping now. Plus, now I can write a whole bunch of shit on different topics and put it into different categories for a new level of exciting reading. But most importantly, it keeps me off the street and not selling crack.<\/p>\n

The title of this article fits though. I am being lazy. I have plans to create a much cooler site and to do it all from scratch. I know how to do it, it’s just that I have become a lazy fuck in my old age and doing a wordpress install was easy. Seriously, I have no love for wordpress. It actually makes me want to vomit. But I digress.<\/p>\n

I really didn’t have a topic for tonight, but it is my goal to write some kind of shit every single night. Plus, I haven’t looked at the news today and I don’t write about shit that I have not either fully researched or make up out of pure fucking imagination.<\/p>\n

So, I will write a couple of warnings\u00a0 to people. First, I am full of shit. I don’t pretend at any moment that I am an expert or that I am not full of shit. I admit it, and right about now, I am pretty loaded for bear with shit. Some people are full of shit and don’t know they are full of shit. I feel for these people, because\u00a0 they have a lot of shit to get off their chests but don’t know it’s all shit. So they just end up covered in shit. And because they are full of shit, they think they are the shit. But they are not because it’s just shit and we are not in the mood to take their shit, because we have our own shit to deal with.<\/p>\n

And where does all this shit come from? Seriously? We could keep 10 waste treatment plants running at full capacity and still have a lot of shit on our hands. I personally think we are taking a lot of shit from other countries. There is a lot of shit that is being shipped in to us. Ask any dock worker or merchant marine. “Hey, what’s on those cargo ships?” “A bunch of shit…”<\/p>\n

Ah-ha!<\/p>\n

At this point I am thinking that this article is shit. But at least it doesn’t stink. It’s full of shit, that is for damn sure, but it doesn’t stink. If you think that it stinks, you better check your own shit, because this shit can’t over power your own shit. At least this is the shit I am coming up with at the particular moment.<\/p>\n

So, with all that shit being said, Yes. This is the new home of The New’s – Rated R.<\/p>\n

I hope you enjoy it.<\/p>\n

If not, you can go fuck yourself \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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