If you are an “SEO Expert”, get the fuck off my site. This may sound complete fucking bizarre to you. But I don’t want “High Google rankings” or “more site hits”. I write this for me and for people who care to read my opinions and what I have to say. If they get here, it is because I sent them here.
Plus, I will be honest with the people that don’t know about you “SEO” Motherfuckers. You charge a shit ton of money for doing only what Google tells everybody, content is king. If you don’t have a reason for people to go to your site, there is no reason for them to rank you any higher.
Now there are some things that people can do to make it easier on the web crawler for indexing the site. But this has more to do with proper site development and less about “super Search Engine Optimization” techniques. Things like good site maps and solid links to and from your page.
Now, as for you fuckers that believe that all that “trickery shit makes a difference, I want to hunt you down and kill you like the dogs you are.
What trickery you may ask? That utterly stupid theory that daisy chaining domain and custom nameservers will help SEO. It doesn’t do shit and it only makes System Administration utterly impossible.
And no, for the thousandth time, you IP make no damn difference in your SEO. Neither does site load speed. The only reason you don’t have as many hits on your slow loading site, is people aren’t going to wait for the 100 fucking flash ads to load to pop up all over the place.
Speaking of that, if you design a page, with pop-ups, music I can’t turn off, or constant re-directs when I try to leave or close the page. Well, I will make sure to tell everyone I know not to go to your page (besides reporting your site and malicious).
Seriously, if you don’t have something that you want to say and your own crowd that want to read it, don’t waste our time.
And if you are in the Snake Oil “SEO” business, stop trying to get my money or use my comment section to increase your “Link ranking”. Fucking jackholes.